Farewell, Sweet Peons

Dearest Office Peons, this will unfortunately be my final post here on Monday Thru Friday. I'm off to enjoy the poor lighting and genetically enhanced rat infestation of the mail room with Watercooler Chris and Office Lackey Jack, although I'm leaving you in more than capable hands.

In addition to my job in the mail room, I will also be moonlighting as that movie teacher with big dreams in the inner city over at the School of Fail. As such, I will henceforth insist on being addressed as Headmaster New Guy Nick.

Farewell,

Headmaster New Guy Nick

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